Why Dogs Better Than Women.

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
...And the number one reason why a dog is better than a woman:
1. A dog does not shop.